Have you been on Quora? I think you have and by now you have realised the kind of fun place it is. You ask questions and people answer them. So this person asked, “What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as opposite sex?” To which some amazingly funny people replied. You have to see this! (Guys and girls marked)
When they realised the struggle
Guy: Call the plastic surgeon and see about having some work done. I’d make an unattractive woman.
When it’s too much to handle
Guy: [opens eyes, rolls over, brushes hair out of face]
Hair? Didn’t go to sleep with a lot of hair! Maybe it’s her hair…
When things get naughty!
Guy: The first thing I’d do as a woman? I would enjoy a nice hot bath and learn to experience the wonders I’ve had a select few women mention discreetly to me about shower heads and such. I’d do this for a long time.
When they face Traffic issues
Girl: I would probably wake up with an erection and need to pee at the same time. I would be confused. ( Giggle)
When, Why God, why!?!?!?
Girl: Seriously? I’d probably just stay in bed, scared out of my balls (quite literally).
When the past comes knocking
Girl: Hide from my husband or hope he was a closet gay, like my first husband.
When Freeedom comes knocking
Girl: I would pee everywhere I could.
When there’s Hair, everywhere!
Girl: Scratch. I imagine all that new body hair would itch.
When setting your priortities
Girl: Go to the HR office and re-negotiate my contract.
So what would you do I you woke up as the opposite sex? let us know your weirdest reactions and we will add that to this hilarious list.
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