Yes, we’ve all been there. No matter how much we brag about our liver capacities, everyone who partakes in the holy elixir has ended up biting (or sipping) off more than he/she can chew, at least once in their lives! And when we’re drunk, we tend to let our inner creepy weirdo selves out!

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These are the top 10 things that people say when they’re drunk, and what they really mean instead!

1. I’m fine!

What it really means: I’m completely wasted, take away my drink right now!

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2. This is the best night of my life!

What it really means: I’m gonna get incredibly wasted and not remember anything about this night!

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3. I love you!

What it really means: I’m wayyy too drunk and extremely horny. So exchange bodily fluids with me right now and disregard this if you wanna avoid an awkward conversation tomorrow!

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4. I could eat a horse right now!

What it really means: I’m too drunk and I’ve lost my appetite, and I’m probably gonna pass out in the midst of stuffing my face.

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5. I’m just taking a break.

What it really means: I’m drunk as hell, but don’t wanna let you know, coz I’ll never hear the end of it.

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6. I’m gonna call my ex.

What it really means: Please for God’s sake, take my phone away. Time to prove your friendship!

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7. Let’s take some pics!

What it really means: These do NOT go online, and are never to be brought up again, ever!

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8. Let’s dance!

What it really means: I shouldn’t even be moving right now, but I’ve got myself some “liquid courage”, Fuck The World!

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9. I love you guys! BFFs!

What it really means: Your names are saved as “Office guy 1” and “Office guy 2”, on my phone.

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10. Alright, just 1 more and I’m done!

What it really means: I said that 2 drinks ago, and I’m gonna be in dire need of a bucket to throw up in, soon!

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11. I love this song!

What it really means: This is the only song I recognized, and everybody shut up and listen to it and tell me how amazing it is!

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So what is the funniest, weirdest, or craziest thing YOU’VE done, when you were drunk? We’ll keep it a secret. Promise!

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