With Valentine’s Day just behind us, the Twiteratti has certainly been busy! Valentine’s Day gifts, plans and more mush-fest! But there are quite a few among us who are currently single, and ones who cringe at the so-called Valentine’s Day fanfare. Keeping in line with that, the Twiteratti(the single ones) had come up with a brand new hashtag that had spread like wildfire! “#Singlelifein3words”, the trending hashtag on Twitter was about posting something descriptive about life as a single person: good stuff, bad stuff, anything!

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We found quite a few gems while browsing through them, so here’re the ones that totally made us split our sides!

1. Fries Before Guys

No need to worry about that waistline to satisfy your partner’s expectations anymore!

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2. Phone Without Password

Your phone is your own once again!

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3. One Muscular Forearm

We’ve all been there bro.

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4. No Leg Shaving      single life in 3 words

No more body hair shaming by the parlour girl!

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5. Relationship Status: Cucumber

I officially add Cucumbers to my list of “things I’ll never eat again”.

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6. Impressive Dildo Collection

Do they have museums for displaying these?

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7. Never Clears History

Bye-Bye Incognito window!

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8. Remote Control Ownership

Never leaving that couch again!

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9. Showers Take Longer

The truth has been spoken.

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10. Not Withholding Farts

Blowing off steam literally. Well, almost.

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11. Need More Tissue

At least, you’ll never run out of em while on the crapper!

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So these were how people all around the world described what single life meant to them, in 3 words. Your turn now! Let us know in the comments!

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