The latest candidate running for The President of The United States is a guy everyone on the planet is now familiar with. And for good reason too. Obnoxious and racist, creepy and sexist, given enough time, an entire poem could be written about the guy, praising his MANY admirable qualities!
If there’s one person who perfectly embodied the phrase “There’s no such thing as BAD publicity”, it’s the candy floss-haired loudmouth! Famous, or rather, infamous, for all the wrong reasons, these are the top 10 most ridiculous and disgustingly infuriating quotes by the guy currently leading in the polls! Whaaaaa..? Donald Trump Quotes
“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”
Trump’s tips about dealing with media and the Paparazzi, and how to use them to his favour!
“If I were running ‘The View’, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’”
Trump’s crude, sexist and misogynistic belittling of Rosie O’Donnell is nothing new, but this just reaches new heights! Donald Trump Quotes
“All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”
Why of course! Who could possibly resist Trump’s magnetic personality and ravishing charm?!
“Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again – just watch. He can do much better!”
All new Dr. Phil in the house, Donald Trump, people! All hail the wise old love guru!
“Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.”
Trump’s charming comments and opinions about prominent, successful women is well documented, and this was the latest addition! Donald Trump Quotes
“I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
I just threw up in my mouth. I can totally picture Vegeta saying: “How can this be? Creepy level over 9000!” I can’t even…
“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”
Too much information is a concept lost on you, isn’t it, Mr. Trump? I just said, Good lord! And I’m an atheist.
“I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”
‘YOUR’ women? Who are you? A bone-club wielding neanderthal who throws helpless women over his shoulder and carries them off to his cave/harem?
Trump said this to an opposing lawyer during a court case when she asked for a medical break to pump breast milk for her 3-month-old baby daughter. Endearing, ain’t it?
“Look at those hands, are they small hands? And, [Republican rival Marco Rubio] referred to my hands: ‘If they’re small, something else must be small.‘ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.“
AGAIN. Too much information! Can’t somebody get him to wear some kind of a ball gag or something, so that we don’t have to hear or know stuff like this, ever again?
Had enough? Here’s a spoof featuring Donald Trump in Game of Thrones, to maybe provide a teeny tiny bit of comic relief in these stressful times!
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