Sex sells. Titillation and hinting at it? Even more so. Crazed pelvic thrusts, naughty moans, and weird, orgasmic spasm – like dance moves aside, even the lyrics themselves are at times so suggestive, that you simply pause and ask yourself, “Wait, did I really hear THAT?”

Dirtiest Bollywood Songs

We assure you, you certainly did. We made a list of some of the raunchiest, dirty Bollywood songs that barely leave anything to the imagination. Check ’em out!

Zara Zara Touch Me – Race

It’s there in the song’s title itself. The lyrics simply take it a step further. Gyrating in a shimmery dress, with the “come hither” look in effect, Katrina Kaif raised temperatures, as well as eyebrows all across the country with this one.

Dirtiest Bollywood Songs

You can check out the video here.

Sheila ki jawani – Tees Maar Khan

Katrina Kaif again? Hmm. This song took the country by storm as everyone started dancing to the beats of this song as soon as it came out. Kat wrapped in a satin sheet while on a rotating bed, this was definitely one of the hottest songs ever to have been shot for Bollywood.

Dirtiest Bollywood Songs

You can check out the video here.

I am a hunter – Gangs of Wasseypur

A song about a “hunter” and how everybody wants to see and hold his “gun”, but “runs and hides”, the second he “pulls it out”. What could possibly be dirty about this? Less said the better!

Dirtiest Bollywood Songs

You can check out the video here.

Grand Masti – Grand Masti

A Rocket in your Pocket? Seriously? Does this even need an explanation??

Dirtiest Bollywood Songs

You can check out the video here.

The Mutton Song – Luv Ka The End

A guy called Luv, under the influence of a reeeally sick pill, is dressed up in a Lehenga Choli, complete with navel piercings, and gyrates to a song singing “Calvin ka kachchha chhoda hai” and calling himself “taaza mutton”. The Beatles have got nothing on this. 

Dirtiest Bollywood Songs

You can check out the video here.

Engine ki Seeti mein – Khoobsurat

Sonam Kapoor is the railway track, and asks the Engine to connect with her. Apparently, the engine is also making a sound that goes “Phak phak”. Such subtlety!

Dirtiest Bollywood Songs

You can check out the video here.

Aa Re Pritam Pyare – Rowdy Rathore

A troupe of girls in Lehenga Cholis, stating that they don’t have a bullet in their gun, but they have all the firepower in the world inside their Cholis. We believe you!

Dirtiest Bollywood Songs

You can check out the video here.

Tooh – Gori Tere Pyaar Mein

Tooh means butt in Punjabi. Thank you so much for this amazingly informative song describing Round white butts, Punjabi butts, and so on!

Dirtiest Bollywood Songs

You can check out the video here.

Ringa Ringa – Slumdog Millionaire

Orgasmic moans, and double meaning innuendos galore, this song had to be on this list. Khatmal is a bedbug, and a euphemism for something entirely different here, in case you were still unsure!

Dirtiest Bollywood Songs

You can check out the video here.

Taki Taki – Himmatwala

It’s like they’re trying really hard to keep it subtle. But they’re not. Ajay Devgan doling out knowledge on fatherhood, motherhood AND Grandfatherhood!

Dirtiest Bollywood Songs

You can check out the video here.

 

Well, that brings us to the end of this list! But not to worry, though, we’ll be back with the 2nd part soon! Yes, there’s a lot, lot more!

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