Have you heard of the very improper 1939 song about Hitler’s ball? Well, I guess not. Here you go!
Hitler has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall
His mother, the dirty b*****,
Cut it off when he was small
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler has something sim’lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
Apparently, according to historians and some really funny people, Hitler had only one testicle. Within months, some more historians dig into the matter and claim that he had another deformity. A Micropenis. Hitler penis
British historian Ian Kershaw writes in his biography of Hitler, that the Nazi leader was repulsive towards any sexual activity and feared that he might get infected. He was also very scared of being seen naked and had fits of anger when faced so. Hitler penis
The reality was uncovered by historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie. They exposed medical records that confirmed Hitler’s deformities. Hitler penis
The Fuhrer suffered from two major setbacks: hypospadias which resulted in an abnormally small penis and just one Testicle.
The condition was so grave that he had trouble while urinating. It is alleged that instead of the head, he had to urinate from the bottom of his penis.
Mayo and Ms Craigie wrote,
Hitler himself is believed to have had two forms of genital abnormality: an undescended testicle and a rare condition called penile hypospadias in which the urethra opens on the under side of the penis.
But is all this to be believed? hitler penis
There is also the evidence that he had a romantic relationship with a couple of women which included his mistress Eva Braun. They together committed suicide on 30 April 1945. Heike Gortemaker is a german biographer who believes that the Fuhrer had a very satisfying sex life. (Wonder where that came from?) hitler penis
But then again there’s Theodor Morell. Famous as Hitler’s personal physician, Morell is known to have diagnosed him with hypospadias and prescribed hormones boost the sex drive. hitler penis
I wonder if this setback was the reason behind his madness to conquer Europe and have the world at his disposal? Was this deformity the reason for all his rage and tyranny? Was a tiny penis the reason for all the massacre!? 😯
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