The most-awaited 8th Golden Kela awards are here, Ladies and Gentlemen and we are so damn excited! Just like the Razzies in the Hollywood, Desis has come up with a Bollywood version (talk about inspiration, huh!). From the worst movie of the year to the worst actor and actresses, Golden Kela awards has it all. Along with the regulars, they also have some Special awards. One has to be awful to be deserving the special Golden Kela awards!
Worst Actor of the year
Topping the charts is Sooraj Pancholi! Leaving behind Arjun Rampal (Roy), Arjun Kapoor (Tevar) and Imran Khan (Katti Batti), Pancholi junior has bagged himself the first position. He might have received quite a few best debut awards on popular awards shows, but we all know how those work, duh! Even the blessings of Bhai couldn’t guarantee him a hit. Well, if you have the law on your tails, even Bhai can’t help you. So, how do you feel about it, man!?
Worst Actress of the year
Sonam Kapoor is at it again. Fashion may come natural to her but not acting. I mean ya, we gushed at her wardrobe in PRDP but that’s just about it. Excited, Princess!?
Worst Movie of the year
This isn’t even a shocker, guys. Rohit Shetty should stick to the Golmaal series, SRK to Raees, Varun Dhawan to his surname, Kriti Sanon to still being a debutante and Kajol “Don’t do this to us again, plzzz…” Promise, everyone?!
Worst Director of the year
For Prem Ratan Dhan Payo, Sooraj Barjatya receives the worst director award. We love a good family drama but this is 2016. You should see how well the Gangs of Wasseypur family worked out for the audience. Times are changing but don’t lose hope, yet.
Bawra ho gaya hai ke
He made Queen and then he made Shandaar. What happened Vikas? Gulaabo, itna bhi gandh mat machaao…
Most Annoying Song of the year
Prem Ratan Dhan Paayo… Aayo.. Ringing in your ears like a bitch, isn’t it? The producers would be happy with this award because it means they marketed the song so well, that now it is irritating AF!
Most Atrocious Lyrics of the year
Baby baby baby oh… Baby baby baby oh God no! -_-
Most Pointless Sequel/Remake of the year
Pointless sequel? I say it was pointless and brainless in the first part itself.
Why Are You Still Trying
A beautiful wife, a beautiful daughter and then he does a Katti Batti! Even Queen Kangana couldn’t manage to stop that movie from sinking at the box-office.
Manoj Kumar award for Historical Accuracy
Dara Singh award for Worst Accent
For Main aur Charles…
Sangh Parivar award
For the song Gerua…
What The Hell award
For her single Ishqholic…
Bas Kijiye Bahut Hua
Shakti Kapoor award for Misogyny
Some of the were deserving while others had something better to offer as well. We love Bollywood and every now and then we make some friendly banter and hope that it is taken in good humor. Cheerio!
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